[HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY, NAEGI MAKOTO. Today you're receiving a flat box, the sort chocolates might come in, wrapped in cute froofy pink and red wrapping paper. It's labeled with For Naegi-kun, with no indication of who it's from . . .
Unfortunately, tearing open the wrapping paper covering the box to get at the sweet sweet chocolate inside will only unleash a hellstorm of pink glitter everywhere, tucked into every crevice of the paper, only visible once the box is tampered with. Happy choco day, chump!
Also, if Naegi goes so far as to brave Glitter Hell and get the box open anyway, there's no actual chocolate in it—it's just weighted down with pencil erasers. Someone else ate all that chocolate themselves. What a fucking prick.
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Date: 2017-02-15 06:42 am (UTC)Unfortunately, tearing open the wrapping paper covering the box to get at the sweet sweet chocolate inside will only unleash a hellstorm of pink glitter everywhere, tucked into every crevice of the paper, only visible once the box is tampered with. Happy choco day, chump!
Also, if Naegi goes so far as to brave Glitter Hell and get the box open anyway, there's no actual chocolate in it—it's just weighted down with pencil erasers. Someone else ate all that chocolate themselves. What a fucking prick.
Enjoy your holiday!]